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Bitter Critter
by
Furpile Hayes
she’s a bitter
critter
a pisser
and a shitter
full a hate
won’t get in her crate
she’s a bitter
critter
runt of the litter
waistline shaped
like Betty Rubble
cat in the yard
gonna be trouble
bitter critter
read about it on twitter
black and white
just like a cow
favorite dish
is rabbit kung pao
bitter
critter
eat a fortune cookie
just for luck
today’s your day, dog,
you’ll whack a duck
cuz she’s a bitter
critter
a pisser
and a shitter
layin in bed
pear shaped head
lack of contentment
full of resentment
bitter
critter
read about it
on twitter
sittin in the car
payin her dues
turn on the radio
listen to the news
bitter critter
runt of the litter
why should she walk
when she can laze
cockroaching is
all the rage
bearing her teeth
upside down
mess with her
she’ll take you down
bitter critter
read about it twitter
sighthound sleepin
twentythreeseven
dreamin bout bones
rainin from heaven
legs and lungs
like she’s from Kenya
find her on Facebook
and she’ll friend yah
bitter
critter
read about her on twitter
face is long
a furry bong
bitter critter
bitter critter
bitter critter…
[Fade to black--and white.]
